Camping Trip ===>>07/03/02 - 07/04/02<<===
*We borrowed the emoticons, cuz some of them fit so perfectly*

As we (XTurnal, DewGod, Jon, and Travis) first entered the campgrounds, there was 2 guys asking if we were going to party there that night. Later, we found them down by the river docks, and they had just downed themselves a half-gallon of Tequilla. About 20 minutes later, they walk by our campsite asking if we stole their raft. This, we found to be funny, because last time we checked.....THEY HAD NO RAFT. So now we have two drunk guys walking around looking for their invisible stolen raft. Once they figured out that we were not potheads, the "heavy set" one proceeded to turn himself into an Ogre, or something of that sort. For the next 5 minutes, he rambles on, and on, and on about how we suck balls and will get our a$$es beat for not being potheads. Then they begin their search not for the raft, but for their campgrounds. Must've taken AT LEAST 10 minutes to get back, even though it was right across the field from us. For the NEXT 10 minutes, we could hear them talking about GOD KNOWS WHAT; probably about their stupid non-existant raft. About 20 minutes later, we see shadows outside our tent, which freaked us out, seeing as we just had our lives threatened. Isn't camping fun?
This is what we did when we ran out of Mountain Dew (pics below)........it took us 2 hours the first time around, then some little hoodlums knocked it over before we could get pictures, so the next morning (4th of July!!) we had to "re-erect" since we had a camera. I think we measured it to be about 7 ft long, and 2 ft wide...HAHAHA.


Image 1 (this is the DewGod himself)
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Credits:
DewGod Shaft & head
Jon Human head
Travis Light Man (it was midnight so he was REALLY helpful)
XTurnal Balls